To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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Unknown
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
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H.l. Mencken
Your realm is an insane place. In Volaria, no-one goes hungry, slaves are no use when they starve. Those freeborn too lazy or lacking in intelligence to turn sufficient profit to feed themselves are made slaves so they can generate wealth for those deserving of...
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Anthony Ryan
In case you’re short on definitions, here’s one. Insanity: ‘Destroying the very things that sustain us.’ And if we’re so short-sighted so as to make such preposterous choices, then it’s not all that preposterous to believe that shortly our end will be in sight.
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Craig D. Lounsbrough
To be logical is very illogical.
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Debasish Mridha
More Quotes By Brian Spellman
All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.
Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.
If the mind fits, shrink it.
My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.
When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.
